Sunday, October 11, 2009

Water Damage Repair

Natural disaster can hit us anytime. They said it's frequently felt nowadays due to climate change which is also due to man's act against nature itself. Cutting of trees, air polution, water pollution somehow affects the only planet we have and if this things would not end very soon... our only Earth might strike us back.

In calamities such as typhoon, thousands of families are being affected by flooding. Water piles up down at the basement and it's such a tedious work to clean up that contaminated water. Good this you can always count on flooded basement restoration experts who can help you extract water from basements after floods. They can help you restore your basement as if nothing happened to it. If you have a broken or frozen pipes at home and is giving your such a headache then let water damage orlando experts help you with that. They are professionals are highly trained and certified to do such hard task. You need not do it yourself as you have no idea of the do's and dont's of fixing such broken pipes. Don't settle for less, you deserve to have a safe and happy home anyways.

These experts also provides services such as document drying for those important papers or those valuable and memorable photos that has been merged in water or flood. You can now restore those things to it's to their former condition.

These experts also offer smoke damage orlando area. They can do miracles on smoke damaged kitchen to the surrounding rooms. With one phone call thru their toll free number 1-888-249-7727, you can eliminate entire mess and leave it to the expert. They are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.




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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Eddie Gil Jokes

I browsed through my old yahoo emails and found this one very funny. Hahaha! Enjoy!


Isang alalay: Boss Eddie Gil, bakit magkaiba ang
medyas mo? Isang green,isang red.
Eddie Gil: Ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni
Misis. May isang pares pa ako na ganito sa bahay.

Eddie Gil Makes a Wish
Eddie Gil shows a map of the Philippines to a
genie and wishes that all the islands be
connected by fly-overs
Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!
Eddie Gil: Okay. Make me intelligent!
Genie: Can i see the map again?

Eddie Gil calling a hotel receptionist.
Eddie Gil: Paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto
ko?
Receptionist: Bakit po sir, ano pong problema sa
mga pinto?
Eddie Gil: Dalawa lang ang pinto. Ang isa pag
bukas ko banyo. 'Yung isa naman may nakasabit
na "do not disturb" .

Medical Exam
Eddie Gil is appearing for his University final
examination. He takes his seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of
inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them
out of the window. He then removes his shirt and
throws it away as well. His pants, socks and
watch follow suit. The nurse, alarmed,approaches
him and asks what is going on "Miss, I am only
following the instructions, " he says, " it says
here, "Answer the following questions in brief'."

Elevator
Eddie Villanueva: Sorry I'm late! brownout! na
stuck sa elevator for 1 hr
Eddie Gil: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa escalator

Six or Eight
Eddie Gil calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into
six or eight?
Eddie Gil: Six, I don't think I could eat eight.

Ballerina
While watching a ballerina tip toeing on stage,
Eddie Gil commented- "Ang tanga naman ng
direktor! Bakit hindi na lang sya kumuha ng
matangkad?!"

In a coffee shop:
Eddie Gil: 1 coffee please
Waiter: Decaf, sir?
Eddie Gil: Of course! Debaso is too big and too
much for me!

Pizzeria
While in a pizzeria.
Eddie Gil : What are your specialties?
Waiter : Sir, we serve all kinds of pizza.
Eddie Gil : Talaga, bigyan mo nga ako ng
Shakey's!!

Science Class
In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot ang
elisi, uma-angat sa lupa? Bakit yung bentilador
kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Eddie Gil : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung
bentilador may kurdon!

There was a magic mirror that ate liars.
An ugly person stood in front of it and said: I
think I'm CUTE! - kinain siya.
Then, a fat person stood in front of it and
said: I think I'm SEXY! - kinain siya.
Then, Eddie Gil stood in front of it and said: I
think.. - kinain na.


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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Punchlines ng Lola

"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan
ko?!" Talong

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!" Putok

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?" Lego

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y
iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"
Popcorn

"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!" Singit

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang
naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!" Utot

"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!" Pigsa

"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.
Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!" Aircon

"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa
pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"
Christmas Tree

"I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I
didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da
pelepeno pipo!" Manny Pacquiao.

"You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me away
just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of
shit!" Tissue

"Hindi llahat ng kulot, salot!" Goldilocks

"Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!" Jollibee

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa
tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod
na pagod ako sa pagngiti!" Smiley

"You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it
wasn't fair that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all
your fault! You stabbed me with a knife!" Sibuyas

"Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo.
Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasabikan mo. Nag mamahal," Ice Candy

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil
ba mas sweet ang iba?". Fruitcake

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!" Panty

"Pinapaikot mo lang ako! Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo
na lang ako". Electric fan

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!" winnie d' pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.
Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo". ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang
habol mo." hipon

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao ang
nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!" Gasolina

"Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan,
pagod na pagod na ako." Bola

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang
makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka? TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C" kili kili

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
Libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan...."
Sanitary Napkin

"Hwag mo na akong bilugin.." kulangot

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,
gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!" Brief

"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo! deodorant

"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!" English

"Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si
Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan!" Shrek

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

A Very Tiring Day

I don't know why I was so tired today. Actually, the volume of calls is not that high... and also the concerns of the callers are not that hard - but I still feel tired the entire shift. Maybe because I miss my gay buddy so much. I rarely laugh. My buddy Mamu filed a Leave Of Absence for the whole month of February so I was left alone and what's worse is that I need to go to the office an hour before my shift to save a station. Haaay. I don't know how long can I endure being without him but I hope I can manage to survive. My shift is definitely long and lonely without my best buddy Mamu.


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Monday, January 12, 2009

A New IAMEMOTERA.COM!

Happy New Year Everyone!

Another year has passed and I bet you also do have a lot of new years resolution for this coming year. I myself have tons of it and one of those is to concentrate on my blogs...and of course one of those is this one iamemotera.com . Actually, this is my very first blog created July 2004...and it has been my silent friend and companion on those tough times in my life. I do intend to renew this domain that would expire on February of this year...but I would like to bring it to life again..not stagnant like what happened last year. I hope I can revive back this old friend of mine and I hope I can give more justice to what this blog really stands for...

Feel free to drop by anytime and expect more posts to come this 2009!


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